The correct attribution is comedian John Fugelsang, on the TV program Viewpoint (May 29, 2013) Read the full notes
Misattributed quotes
Some of the most-shared quotes were never said by the people they are credited to. Here are the ones Wikiquote lists as misattributed, with what is known about where they really came from.
We rely on the notes and sources recorded on Wikiquote and show them next to each quote. “Misattributed” means the evidence points away from the credited person — it does not always tell us who did say it.
In a democracy, the people get the government they deserve.
It was Joseph de Maistre who wrote in 1811 "Every nation gets the government it deserves." Read the full notes
[The] Constitution of this republic should make special provisions for medical freedom as well as religious freedom ... To restrict the art of healing to one class of men and deny equal privilege to another will constitute the Bastille of… Read the full notes
I am not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it.
This is a quote by Newt Gingrich, first appearing in an article in the Los Angeles Times in 1991 Read the full notes
"What the World Needs Now is Love" (1965); this song was actually written by Burt Bacharach and Hal David and offered to other singers who initially passed it up. It became DeShannon's first number one hit. Read the full notes
circulated since early 2015, debunked by Snopes in June 2016. Resembles the Stalin-attributed "If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves." Read the full notes
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Stanisław Jerzy Lec, More Unkempt Thoughts [Myśli nieuczesane nowe] (1964) Read the full notes
Though sometimes attributed to Addison, this actually comes from a speech delivered by the Irish lawyer Charles Phillips in 1817, in the case of O'Mullan v. M'Korkill, published in Irish Eloquence: The Speeches of the Celebrated Irish… Read the full notes
If (when) goods don’t cross borders, soldiers will.
Probably coined by Otto T. Mallery (1881-1956) in his 1943 book Economic Union and Durable Peace (he doesn't attribute it to Bastiat, although Bastiat has written similar ideas) Read the full notes
Sometimes attributed to Bergson online as on this page, but earliest source found on google books is a 2015 ebook, The Forbidden History of Science, and the earliest source found on google groups is a 27 August 2007 post from… Read the full notes
Though sometimes credited to Ziglar on the internet, this is credited to Marie Fraser in Quote Unquote (1977) by Lloyd Cory Read the full notes
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today ...... It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Came from an online quiz falsely attributed to Schulz. However, in the 13 June 1980 Peanuts strip, Marcie does say "I promise there'll be a tomorrow, sir. In fact, it's already tomorrow in Australia." Read the full notes
Fictional attribution in the movie The Emperor's Club (2002), given by Kevin Kline (as William Hundert); also attributed to Diogenes, without sources; no published occurrences of this statement prior to the movie have been located in any… Read the full notes
The quotation most often misattributed to Machiavelli. See: Paul Rahe, Machiavelli's Liberal Republican Legacy (2005), p. 43. Variant: "The end justifies the means." Read the full notes
Solitude shows us what should be; society shows us what we are.
Richard Cecil, as quoted in Remains of Mr. Cecil (1836) edited by Josiah Pratt, p. 59 Read the full notes
This related misquote appeared in The Living Clocks (1971) by Ritchie R. Ward. Read the full notes
Avrai tu l'universo, resti l'Italia a me.
This is from Verdi's Attila, Prologue, sc. 1, but the words are by Verdi's librettist Temistocle Solera; translation from Michael A. Musmanno The Story of the Italians in America (New York: Doubleday, 1965) p. 255. Read the full notes
72 suburbs in search of a city
This description of Los Angeles, often attributed to Parker, seems to instead be based on Aldous Huxley having referred to L.A. as "nineteen suburbs in search of a metropolis" in his 1925 book Americana. In turn, he was likely quoting… Read the full notes
Stephen R. Fox, summarizing Barton's beliefs regarding Jesus, in The Mirror Makers : A History of American Advertising and Its Creators (1984); this has been quoted as if it were a statement of Barton's. Read the full notes
Not a Kerouac quote, but by the Indian spiritual leader, Sri Chinmoy (1931-2007). Read the full notes