Writing about music is like dancing about architecture — it's a really stupid thing to want to do.
This has commonly been paraphrased "Talking about music is like dancing about architecture." More info at "Alan P. Scott : Talking about music..." Also, Costello has denied having coined this, in an interview in Q magazine, tentatively… Read the full notes
Death solves all problems — no man, no problem.
Joseph Stalin Misattributed This actually comes from the novel Children of the Arbat (1987)
This actually comes from the novel Children of the Arbat (1987) by Anatoly Rybakov. In his later book The Novel of Memories (In Russian) Rybakov admitted that he had no sources for such a statement. Read the full notes
Whiskey is for drinking. Water is for fighting over.
It seems likely that the attribution to Twain is apocryphal. It is not listed as authentic on Twainquotes, and is not listed at all in either R. Ken Ramussen's The Quotable Mark Twain (1998) or David W. Barber's Quotable Twain (2002) Read the full notes
I am mystified. I know only one person who voted for Nixon.
Attributed to Kael after the 1972 American Presidential election, which Nixon won easily. This misquote is presumably based on "I live in a rather special world." above, but there is no evidence that Kael was mystified or surprised by that… Read the full notes
Man has sufficient cause for tears without adding to them by books.
Man has sufficient cause for tears without adding to the Ultramarine of Life by Bookes. — [Unnamed] editor's introduction, Love Ballads of the Sixteenth Century (Shop Roycroft, 1897; reprinted 2006), p. 7 Read the full notes
I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the civilized world: no longer a government by free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men.
I am a most unhappy man… | Attributed by Curtis Dall in FDR: My Exploited Father-in-Law, regarding Wilson's break with Edward M. House: "Wilson … evidenced similar remorse as he approached his end. Finally he said, 'I am a most unhappy… Read the full notes
Be not dismayed by a defeat. What is defeat! Nothing but education, nothing but the first step to something better.
No record of this specific remark exists prior to its use by Thomas Drew, in his book The John Brown Invasion; an Authentic History of the Harper's Ferry Tragedy with Full Details of the Capture, Trial, and Execution of the Invaders, etc… Read the full notes
The first thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.
What experience and history teach is this — that nations and governments have never learned anything from history, or acted upon any lessons they might have drawn from it. | Lectures on the Philosophy of History (1832) Read the full notes
Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it, the more it will elude you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.
According to The Quote Investigator, "the earliest instance of this saying was crafted by the enigmatic "L" for "The Daily Crescent" newspaper in New Orleans [in June 1848]. ... The linkage to Henry David Thoreau is unsupported." Read the full notes
Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary.
Amos Bronson Alcott, her father, in Concord Days (1872), p. 124 : "Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary. But if one does not stay while staying, better let him go where he is gone the while." Read the full notes
Ideas are, in truth, force.
"Ideas are, in truth, forces. Infinite, too, is the power of personality. A union of the two always makes history." — Henry James (1879-1947), Charles W. Eliot (1930), 2 vol. This namesake was James' nephew, the son of William James. His… Read the full notes
It's not a matter of whether the war is not real, or if it is, Victory is not possible. The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous. Hierarchical society is only possible on the basis of poverty and ignorance. This new version is the past and no different past can ever have existed. In principle the war effort is always planned to keep society on the brink of starvation. The war is waged by the ruling group against its own subjects and its object is not the victory over either Eurasia or East Asia but to keep the very structure of society intact.
Michael Moore declares these lines in his film Fahrenheit 9/11, preceding them with the words "George Orwell once wrote that". They are nearly identical to a block of voiceover in the 1984 Richard Burton/John Hurt movie version of 1984… Read the full notes
It is the mark of great people to treat trifles as trifles and important matters as important.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Hamburgische Dramaturgie (1767 - 1769), Vierunddreißigstes Stück Den 25. August 1767 Read the full notes
Our limited perspective, our hopes and fears become our measure of life, and when circumstances don't fit our ideas, they become our difficulties.
Attributed in Jack Kornfield, A Path with Heart (1993) and popularized in Richard Carlson's bestselling Don't sweat the Small Stuff (1997). The phrasing is anachronistic and no earlier connection to Franklin is known. Read the full notes
It is the duty of every patriot to protect his country from its government.
Edward Abbey, "A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government." as written in "A Voice Crying in the Wilderness" (Vox Clamantis en Deserto): Notes from a Secret Journal (1990), ISBN 0312064888. Read the full notes
Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.
Remy de Gourmont, La Physique de l'Amour: Essai sur l'Instinct Sexuel (1903), ch. 18: La question des aberrations . | Remy de Gourmont, The Natural Philosophy of Love (1922), the Ezra Pound translation of La Physique de l'Amour: Essai sur… Read the full notes
Man’s true end is to glorify God and to enjoy Him for ever.
In "Why Are We Here?", The Watchtower (15 October 2006) p. 32. Except for one word, this is identical with the first article of the Westminster Shorter Catechism: "Man’s chief end is to glorify God, and to enjoy him forever." Read the full notes
We carry inside us the wonders we seek outside us.
Rumi Misattributed The Tao of Dad: The Wisdom of Fathers Near and Far (2006)
The Tao of Dad: The Wisdom of Fathers Near and Far (2006) p. 62. Compare: Thomas Browne, Religio Medici (1643) pt. 1, sect. 15: "We carry within us the wonders we seek without us: there is all Africa and her prodigies in us." Read the full notes
It is not beauty I demand,
A crystal brow, the moon's despair,
Nor the snow's daughter, a white hand,
Nor mermaid's yellow pride of hair.
The Loveliness of Love, attributed to Anonymous in Francis Turner Palgrave, The Golden Treasury (Cambridge: Sever and Francis, 1861), no. 86, p. 88. Elsewhere attributed to George Darley. Attributed to Carew in S. Austin Allibone, ed… Read the full notes
I thank Thee first because I was never robbed before; second, because although they took my purse they did not take my life; third, because although they took my all, it was not much; and fourth because it was I who was robbed, and not I who robbed.
First reported in Arnold Gingrich, Coronet, Volume 17 (1944), which characterizes the quote as a diary entry. A much earlier report in "Life of the Rev. Matthew Henry", in Christian Biography (1799), p. 66, has Henry writing: What reason… Read the full notes