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Quotes from Mere Anarchy — Woody Allen

born 1935 United States

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She quarreled with the nanny and accused her of brushing Misha's teeth sideways rather than up and down.

Mere Anarchy (2007)

Bidnick gorges himself on Viagra, but the dosage makes him hallucinate and causes him to imagine he is Pliny the Elder.

Mere Anarchy (2007)

I have also reviewed my own financial obligations, which have puffed up recently like a hammered thumb.

Mere Anarchy (2007)

To a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat — especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.

Mere Anarchy (2007)

And how does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

Mere Anarchy (2007)

How could I not have known that there are little things the size of "Planck length" in the universe, which are a millionth of a billionth of a billionth of a centimeter? Imagine if you dropped one in a dark theater how hard it would be to find.

Mere Anarchy (2007)

As we know, for centuries Rome regarded the Open Hot Turkey Sandwich as the height of licentiousness.

Mere Anarchy (2007)

With that, he scribbled in an additional ninety thousand dollars on the estimate, which had waxed to the girth of the Talmud while rivaling it in possible interpretations.

Mere Anarchy (2007)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Woody Allen (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.