When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: "I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like." I am so proud of that I can hardly wait to die so it can be carved. And when you come to my grave you will find me sitting there, proudly reading it. The Will Rogers Book (1972)
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago. The Will Rogers Book (1972)