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"Weird Al" Yankovic Quotes

born 1959 United States

Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959) is an American musician, satirist, parodist, accordionist, and television producer.

United States
Comedians
Music producers
Musicians
Non-fiction authors

Also known as: "Weird Al", Weird Al, Weird Al Yankovic, Yankovic, "Weird Al"

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If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.

That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media.
I edit Wikipedia.

What kind of bananas do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child.

I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's.

We're the richest country, but if you're living in a shed
When does the economy trickle down
Through the corrugated roof above your head?

I wrote "Eat It" because I wanted to buy a banana boat for Christmas. It worked.

Our nation has eight million jobs in clean energy!
Can we double it, guys, before the sea levels rise
And I'm roommates with a manatee?

Alanis Morissette and I actually used to date. I especially liked it when we went to the movies.

Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don't make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: "Weird Al" Yankovic (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.