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Quotes from Day One: Garry's Incident — TotalBiscuit

1984–2018 England

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"This monkey is running backwards and forwards! This tribesman right here—" [starts swinging his machete in an attempt to get the tribesman's attention] "Hi."

Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)

"You hear them? Everyone instantly died. And I have no idea why."

Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)

"Let me guess: if I stand up, he's gonna see me immediately?" [stands up; tribesman attacks him] "Of course."

Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)

"I'm pretty sure that macaw is also…up to no good…"

Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)

"Maybe it has quick save?" [Silence.] "…No. Of—Of course, that would be asking too much."

Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)

"Ladies and gentlemen, my name is TotalBiscuit. I'm here to ask and answer one simple question: W-T-F is Day One: Garry's Incident?" [Beat] "Garry with two R's, so you know he's serious."

Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)

"What?! Now he realizes?! Oh—screw everything about this! I'm sorry; I can't take another minute of this dreadful thing!"

Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)

"Oh look, everybody instantly died again! What the hell was that? What killed me?"

Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)

"What the hell killed me?! I had half health! Why did I just immediately die?! I don't understand what's happening!"

Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)

"You better save regularly if you intend to play this, 'cause you will just…die. From anything! At random! With no prior warning!"

Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)

"Behold: my amazing fighting technique, passed down from generation to generation in the illustrious Garry line. Anyway, as I was saying…"

Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)

"What?! Where the hell did that come from?!" … "Behold! The worst textured panther in the history of video games!"

Day One: Garry's Incident (2013)

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