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Stassi Schroeder Quotes

born 1988 United States

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The only thing that I have holding me back right now is that I have self respect and dignity. Thank god for Kristen, who is unburdened by those anchors.

It's like the devil just shit me out into this weird, like, Mars planet where there's palm trees and old people

She is a ass sucker. Sorry. And she's sucking on your ass right now.

Everyone shut the fuck up, This is my fucking birthday

I'm not really into physical activity. I prefer to stay, like, sedentary.

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. Go fuck yourself and die.

I am going to crucify her. I'm going to destroy her life. You have no idea.

Why didn't I have a bottle of wine before I did this?

Scheana, You weren't dying. You were in the dentist's office.

I feel like if I did a boudoir photo shoot with Beau, I would be styled as Daenerys in a giant tub filled with ranch. Who could resist that? Playboy?

It’s my birthday, so go fuck yourself.

I want to make another cocktail.

Who can say no to an open bar?

You were in the dentist's office. You got a lollipop and a toothbrush when it was over.

I wish I was there last night because I’ve always wanted a severed human head on a spike in my apartment and this was the perfect opportunity to get it.

I like to compare myself to, Like, King Henry VIII. Once you fuck up, Like, Off with your heads.

What? I like sneaking wine in places. I mean, If someone's gonna pick a lunch spot That doesn't serve wine, sorry.

that, like, I prefer to be a dictator and not part of a democracy.

and I want some fried goat cheese balls.

It's my birthday, and what I say goes.

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Stassi Schroeder (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.