64 quotes
There's no shame in being second to Stephen Fry. Unless it's in a straight nose competition.
I don't like the idea of fruit being all turned on because of cream being poured on it. How then can you eat that fruit?
Blimey! Thank God my jeans are this tight- you could wear me like a puppet!
Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (2006)
Generally speaking, when empowered as a community, or common mind, our common spirit, our common sense reaches conclusions that are beneficial for our community. Our common unity.
Revolution (2014)
If you're going to use 'theatrical' and 'bent' in such close proximity, you're going to give people the wrong impression.
Radio One Interview (2007)
That diamond encrusted goat's skull is the height of good taste!
Radio 2 Show (2007)
Look at the women in this room [...] Even a bold estimate would be that I've slept with half of them. Currently.
Appearance with Richard Herring (2013)
"God, please make me a channel of your peace." The first line of the St. Francis prayer, popularized by Mother Teresa, bastardized by Margaret Thatcher, and cherished by those of us who have fallen through the cracks and floated ourselves back up with crack.
Revolution (2014)
Matt Morgan: [To Russell] How have you developed pectoral muscles when you barely do anything for yourself?
If that's a euphemism - an egg and spoon race, - I'm probably gold medal class.
Radio One Interview (2007)
That's what keeps me alive, perversion and star quality.
Radio 2 Show (2007)
I'm waiting for something worth waiting for.
Radio 2 Show (2007)
I'm genuinely and actually a bit like Jesus.
Radio 2 Show (2007)
In an infinite universe; eternal time, why just do what people tell you? 'ave a laugh; do what you want.
Radio One Interview (2007)
Let's look beyond the divisions of football teams and look at the unifying force within our souls... SEX!
Big Fat Quiz of the Year (2006)
October... Is that when there's conkers?
Big Fat Quiz of the Year (2006)
In this age where politics is presented as entertainment, it's the most entertaining politicians who ascend
So by being offended you've sorta acknowledged that you are thick, and none of us are, so we're all back on speaking terms!
Doing Life [Live DVD (2007)
Oh also I raped someone once, [laughter] I killed her after.
Appearance with Richard Herring (2013)
I get prophetic flashes. There, I’ve said it.
Revolution (2014)