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Quotes from The Daily Show — Ronny Chieng

b. 1985

← All quotes by Ronny Chieng

5 quotes

Democrats are super fired up about having a candidate who isn't legally dead.

The Daily Show (2015)

It's also funny how people usually like independence in this tribal political climate. Y'know, you have to be a real shitty politician if you're Independent and everybody hates you.

The Daily Show (2015)

Trump doesn't get to decide how black a black person is, okay? Only Kendrick Lamar can do that.

The Daily Show (2015)

Yes. "Stop wasting your parents' money". Be like Mike Johnson, get into government, and waste everyone's money.

The Daily Show (2015)

You're not supposed to care about your boss, okay? No busboy at Red Lobster is committing seppuku because the manager got canned. Asian references. That's what I'm here for.

The Daily Show (2015)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Ronny Chieng (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.