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You're not supposed to care about your boss, okay? No busboy at Red Lobster is committing seppuku because the manager got canned. Asian references. That's what I'm here for.

— Ronny Chieng The Daily Show (2015)

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Democrats are super fired up about having a candidate who isn't legally dead.

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It's also funny how people usually like independence in this tribal political climate. Y'know, you have to be a real shitty politician if you're Independent and everybody hates you.

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Trump doesn't get to decide how black a black person is, okay? Only Kendrick Lamar can do that.

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Yes. "Stop wasting your parents' money". Be like Mike Johnson, get into government, and waste everyone's money.

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