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Rodney Dangerfield on Anniversary

1921–2004 United States

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I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel.

It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004)

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004)

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