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Paula Poundstone Quotes

born 1959 United States

Paula Poundstone (born December 29, 1959) is an American stand-up comedian, author, actress, interviewer, and commentator.

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Random Paula Poundstone quote

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I have terrible short-term memory loss, which I like to think of as Presidential eligibility.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name and apparently that's the key to the whole thing right there. I go in every few weeks and guess.

They're not going to teach science at all. What they do is take the science students down to the lake, tie them in burlap sacks and throw them in. If God thinks they're good science students, they float.

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Paula Poundstone (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.