Quotes from I Shudder — Paul Rudnick
born 1957 United States
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I believe in a benevolent God not because He created the Grand Canyon or Michelangelo, but because He gave us snacks.
I Shudder (2009)
There was a cable-TV program that documented how Peeps are made, and it showed unlimited hordes of Peeps bouncing merrily down a conveyor belt, right toward the camera. I came.
I Shudder (2009)
And so I continue in borderline poverty, save for my one indulgence, no, my single absolute necessity: I take cabs. Yes, on occasion, when I wish to see what people with unpleasant skin conditions are wearing, I do take the subway. I have never, I am proud to say, taken the bus, because people who take the bus have given up.
I Shudder (2009)