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Paul F. Tompkins Quotes

born 1968 United States

Paul Francis Tompkins (born September 12, 1968) is an American stand-up comedian and actor.

United States
Actors
Comedians

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3 quotes

You have to eat before you drink! If you remember nothing else I've said tonight, remember to eat before you drink!

Driven to Drink (1998)

In the line of work that I'm in, every day is Saint Patrick's Day. So I might decide, any old three o'clock in the afternoon, it's Saint Patrick's Day today!

Freak Wharf (2009)

This [the Chick-fil-A same-sex marriage controversy] is the perfect American conundrum because it's like: “Ah, you know, we should be moving forward as a country, but also— I want to eat just so much trash, like a garbage monster, as much as I can.”

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Paul F. Tompkins (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.