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Quotes from Bourbon & Bacon — Morgan Murphy

born 1972 United States

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9 quotes

I don't care whether the glass is half full or half empty as long as there's bacon on the plate.

Bourbon & Bacon (2014)

I wish you all full plates, glasses, tables, and hearts.

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If there's no bacon in heaven, I don't plan on going.

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Abstaining from bourbon and bacon doesn't make you live longer. It just feels that way.

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I went on a bourbon diet for three days and lost a week.

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Bacon tastes better than skinny feels.

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Bacon makes almost any meal tolerable.

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All my life my mother has told me I'm hard to shop for. She can't find the bacon aisle!

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Another round? It would be rude not to.

Bourbon & Bacon (2014)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Morgan Murphy (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.