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Quotes from Comedy Central Presents Maria Bamford — Maria Bamford

born 1970 United States

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She said I was afraid of success, which may in fact be true, because I have a feeling that fufilling my potential would really cut into my sittin' around time.

Comedy Central Presents Maria Bamford (2001)

S-s-sure I'll join your cult. [nervous smile]

Comedy Central Presents Maria Bamford (2001)

I'm not looking for much [in a guy], I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job... and the missing half of this golden amulet.

Comedy Central Presents Maria Bamford (2001)

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