If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.
Quotes from Taxed Beyond Belief — Lewis Black
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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Lewis Black (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.