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Quotes from Luther Burbank Performing Arts Center Blues — Lewis Black

born 1948 United States

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor of your state. How am I, as a comedian, supposed to create a reality that encompasses that?

Luther Burbank Performing Arts Center Blues (2005)

You don't want another Enron? Here's the law: If you have a company, and it can't explain, in one sentence... what it does... it's illegal!

Luther Burbank Performing Arts Center Blues (2005)

The image was not on the screen long enough for it to hit your eye and go to the back of your brain and register "nipple". 'Cause without the nipple, you ain't got no titty. What you have is a shoulder without bone structure.

Luther Burbank Performing Arts Center Blues (2005)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Lewis Black (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.