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Quotes from Tailgate Party — Larry the Cable Guy

born 1963 United States

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7 quotes

OJ isn't going to jail — he just changed his name to BJ.

Tailgate Party (2009)

Do you get so drunk you hump a cupholder?

Tailgate Party (2009)

Do deaf people have alarm clocks? I asked a deaf guy that one time, the sumbitch just stared at me.

Tailgate Party (2009)

I was madder then a mosquito in a mannequin factory.

Tailgate Party (2009)

Did you hear about the high school football coach who got in trouble for letting his players have sex with his wife? How does that work? "Robinson! Get in there!"

Tailgate Party (2009)

A buddy of mine was mad at his son the other day 'cause he got caught having sex with his teacher. I thought, "Hey, that's pretty cool!" Problem was, he was home-schooled.

Tailgate Party (2009)

I'll tell ya the one thing you don't wanna buy at the dollar store - toilet paper. (laughs) I might as well have just used the dollar.

Tailgate Party (2009)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Larry the Cable Guy (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.