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Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall never understand.
Don't Point That Thing At Me (1972)
To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal.
Don't Point That Thing At Me (1972)
The coffee having arrived (how hard it is to write without the ablative absolute!) we guzzled genteelly for a while...
Don't Point That Thing At Me (1972)
I could almost hear him scrabbling about in his brain for a deft, light opening. His Oscar Wilde touch. Martland has only two personalities – Wilde and Eeyore.
Don't Point That Thing At Me (1972)
Somewhere in the trash he reads Martland has read that heavy men walk with surprising lightness and grace; as a result he trips about like a portly elf hoping to be picked up by a leprechaun.
Don't Point That Thing At Me (1972)
He had made one mistake in an otherwise flawless performance: he hadn't told me his name. Have you ever exchanged three words with an American without being told his name?
Don't Point That Thing At Me (1972)
It was still only nine o'clock when I set off on the last leg of my journey, feeling old and dirty and incapable. You probably know the feeling if you are over eighteen.
Don't Point That Thing At Me (1972)
"Goodness," I babbled, "but how awful for you. Not drinking, I mean. I mean, imagine getting up in the morning knowing that you're not going to feel any better all day".
Don't Point That Thing At Me (1972)
Ten minutes later I was in an enormous taxi-cab, an air-conditioned one, hired for the day for fifty dollars; it seems an awful lot, I know, but money's worth awfully little over there, you'd be surprised. It's because there's so much of it, you see.
Don't Point That Thing At Me (1972)