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Congratulations, Dave, you've just constructed a straw man so large you could burn it in the desert and hold an annoying festival around it.
Last Week Tonight (2014)
When children from other countries are telling us that we've made them fear the sky, it might be time to ask some hard questions.
I'm not saying college is the right choice for everyone -- but it should be a choice.
Last Week Tonight (2014)
You have just constructed a straw man so large you could burn it in the desert and hold an annoying festival around it.
Thanks very much for taking this magical moment and reminding me that joy is ephemeral, pain is forever.
All the free stuff that you take for granted online is only free because you are the product.
Whenever they don't want to talk about something, it's probably worth you knowing about it.
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Lest we forget, when Europe goes far right, they go far, right through Belgium.
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When your rainy day fund is so big you've got to check it for swimming cartoon ducks, you might not be a not-profit anymore.
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I would say, what is more quintessentially America than coming to a country you don't belong in and deciding you're going to stay?
History, when taught well, shows us how to improve the world. But history when taught poorly falsely claims there is nothing to improve…
It is the ultimate conspiracist code -- "Nothing is a coincidence except when I do it".
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Britain is basically Pompeii if Pompeii had voted for the volcano.
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I'm curious, is it a rule that, to be in Congress, you have to be one of the weirdest motherfuckers to ever live?
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The thing about denying the press is there is, the press tends to catch you doing that, because the press is fucking there!
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Student protests against injustice generally age pretty well, and the efforts to criticize or crack down on them tend not to.
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Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends; they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there.
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Please, make sure your college years are the best ones of your life because, thanks to the debt that we are saddling you with, they almost certainly will be.
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It's hard to engage in good faith with a bad faith argument without just haemorrhaging energy.
"There's something out there that's better than our airplane." It is chilling to hear that from a Navy pilot and not the usual place: the Executive Boardroom at Boeing.
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