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Quotes from Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions — Joan Rivers

1933–2014 United States

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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions (2000)

Looking fifty is great—if you're sixty.

Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions (2000)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Joan Rivers (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.