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Quotes from Goblin War — Jim C. Hines

born 1974 United States

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6 quotes

If a god ever decides to talk to you, the best thing you can do is pretend you don’t hear him.

Goblin War (2008)

I’m told it’s very difficult to escape death once he adds your name to his list.

Goblin War (2008)

The royal children have skulls of granite, it’s true, but they come by that honestly.

Goblin War (2008)

Maybe this was why gods stayed on another plane of existence. If they stayed here in the mortal world, their followers would be too tempted to punch them in the face.

Goblin War (2008)

Don’t let your newfound title worry you. Having lived among goblins and their backstabbing, treacherous ways, you’re far better prepared for politics than most.

Goblin War (2008)

Jig had never worried about pursuing his destiny. Generally, destiny pursued him. Then it knocked him down and kicked him a few times for good measure.

Goblin War (2008)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Jim C. Hines (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.