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Maybe this was why gods stayed on another plane of existence. If they stayed here in the mortal world, their followers would be too tempted to punch them in the face.

— Jim C. Hines Goblin War (2008)

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Hon, nobody eats fried chicken because it’s good for them.

Revisionary (2016)

Power makes people believe they’re invulnerable.

Libriomancer (2012)

If there ever comes a day when I deliberately embrace ignorance, I’ll have lived one day too long.

Revisionary (2016)

If a god ever decides to talk to you, the best thing you can do is pretend you don’t hear him.

Goblin War (2008)

The behavior of animals does not provide moral justification for human beings to do the same.

Codex Born (2013)

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