Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head. The Well of Lost Plots (2003)
If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction—and ultimately, without a major resolution. Something Rotten (2004)
Mr. McGregor’s a nasty piece of work, isn’t he? Quite the Darth Vader of children’s literature. Lost in a Good Book (2002)