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Quotes from Ilya Ilf's notebooks — Ilf and Petrov

1897–1937 Russia

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All talented people write differently, all untalented ones write the same way and even in the same handwriting.

Ilya Ilf's notebooks (1925)

Not a single car has ever been run over by a pedestrian, yet for some reason motorists are unhappy.

Ilya Ilf's notebooks (1925)

You need to show him some paper, otherwise he won't believe that you exist.

Ilya Ilf's notebooks (1925)

He got so drunk that he could already perform various minor miracles.

Ilya Ilf's notebooks (1925)

In science fiction novels, the main thing was the radio. With it, the happiness of mankind was expected. Now there is a radio, but there is no happiness.

Ilya Ilf's notebooks (1925)

Liar competition. The first prize was given to the person who told the truth.

Ilya Ilf's notebooks (1925)

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