What a man calls his "conscience" is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. A Guide to Men (1922)
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. A Guide to Men (1922)
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. A Guide to Men (1922)
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are "made in America". A Guide to Men (1922)