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Quotes from Joan Rivers Comedy Central Roast — Greg Giraldo

1965–2010 United States

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4 quotes

Holy shit, Gilbert! You look like you smell like pee.

Joan Rivers Comedy Central Roast (2009)

Joan, you are one irritating Jew-broad! The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.

Joan Rivers Comedy Central Roast (2009)

Mario! You are one, tiny loudmouth fairy. You're the only guy I know who takes a stepladder into a gloryhole.

Joan Rivers Comedy Central Roast (2009)

What a night! A couple of trolls, a fairy, and a giant all going after a sunken-eyed little monster that's obsessed with jewelery. It's like The Lord of the Rings!

Joan Rivers Comedy Central Roast (2009)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Greg Giraldo (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.