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Quotes from David Hasslehoff Comedy Central Roast — Greg Giraldo

1965–2010 United States

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4 quotes

Hamilton, you're like a walking tumor. Not exactly; it's a big deal when you spot a tumor.

David Hasslehoff Comedy Central Roast (2010)

Jeff, you bloated hack! Your jokes are so old, they know who George Hamilton is.

David Hasslehoff Comedy Central Roast (2010)

Hasslehoff, your liver is so shriveled, black, and dead. If you put your ear to your side you can hear it going "What you talking bout Willis".

David Hasslehoff Comedy Central Roast (2010)

Hamilton, you're like Tang. You're dry, orange, and no one has given a fuck about you since 1968.

David Hasslehoff Comedy Central Roast (2010)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Greg Giraldo (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.