Skip to content

Quotes from The Slim Shady LP — Eminem

born 1972 United States

← All quotes by Eminem

9 quotes

I can't change the way I am… but if I offended you, good, 'cause I still don't give a fuck!

The Slim Shady LP (1999)

What is life? Life is like a big obstacle put in front of your optical to slow you down, and every time you think you gotten past it, it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground.

The Slim Shady LP (1999)

I just remembered that I'm absent-minded
Wait… I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it

The Slim Shady LP (1999)

Remember me? I'm the one who burned your house down
…But I'm out now
And this time I'm coming back to blow your house up
And I ain't gonna leave you with a window to jump out of!

The Slim Shady LP (1999)

I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school

The Slim Shady LP (1999)

My brain's gone, my soul's worn, my spirit is torn
The rest of my body's still bein' operated on

The Slim Shady LP (1999)

Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Eminem = M&M = Marshall Mathers)

The Slim Shady LP (1999)

I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful
I like birds, bees, I like people
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful…
Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!

The Slim Shady LP (1999)

Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit
'Cause they think that I'm a motherfucking Beastie Boy

The Slim Shady LP (1999)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Eminem (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.