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I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful
I like birds, bees, I like people
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful…
Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!

— Eminem The Slim Shady LP (1999)

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This world is mine for the taking, make me king!

Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!

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Music is like magic: there's a certain feeling you get when you're real and you spit and people are feelin' your shit

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I'm supposed to be a soldier who never blows his composure, even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders.

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!

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