Eddie Izzard Quotes
born 1962 England
Suzy Eddie Izzard (born Edward John Izzard, 7 February 1962 in Yemen) is an English stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and political activist.
Also known as: Izzard, Eddie, Suzy Eddie Izzard, Suzy Izzard
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I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in beeees!
Glorious (1997)
I like my coffee like I like my women... in a plastic cup.
Glorious (1997)
Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
Stripped (2009)
I don't do drag [...] Drag is about glamour, pearls, wigs, sequins and that's not where I am. What I am doing is much edgier.
Agatha Christie? We go back years, me and Ag. She's a … she's just a … she's dead, isn't she?
Live at the Ambassadors (1993)
[About homophobes] As long as they're homophobic behind closed doors, and don't hurt anyone, I'm fine with it.
Unrepeatable (1994)
There’s another name I’m going to add in as well, which is Suzy, which I wanted to be since I was 10.
So I’m going to be Suzy Eddie Izzard, that’s how I’m going to roll, so people can choose what they want. They can’t make a mistake, they can’t go wrong.
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon.
Makeup's just crazy, anyways. Native Americans used to wear it, and it did all right for them until, uh … well, until you killed them all, I suppose.
Circle (2000)
I'm a wannabe lesbian. I've fancied women always, I fancied girls, but I also sort of wanted to be one. I also got boy genetics. I have both. I wanted to be special forces as a kid. I've performed in four languages, run marathons and come out.
[Having described himself as a lazy person with a huge drive] It's the oil tanker thing. Once I get going I don't want to stop. Once I stop I don't want to get going.