89 quotes
Your refusal to acknowledge the dark side of humanity makes you prey to that dark side.
Shampoo Planet (1992)
Your inability to achieve solitude makes you settle for substandard relationships.
Shampoo Planet (1992)
You don't believe magic is possible in lives lived within traditional boundaries.
Shampoo Planet (1992)
All events became omens; I lost the ability to take anything literally.
Generation X (1991)
If you can control your emotions, chances are you don’t have too many.
JPod (2006)
You are paralyzed by the fact that cruelty is often amusing.
Shampoo Planet (1992)
Ask whatever challenges dead and thoughtless beliefs.
Girlfriend in a Coma (1998)
We are at the vanguard of adolescent protraction.
Microserfs (1995)
It can be really fun to go down with the ship.
JPod (2006)
"Let's go out and buy a statistically average meal from a large multinational restaurant chain. That usually fixes about seventy-five percent of life's problems."
JPod (2006)
You wilfully ignore the small, gentle observations in life which you know are the most important.
Shampoo Planet (1992)
We barely have enough time to figure out who we are and then we become bitter and isolated as we age.
Girlfriend in a Coma (1998)
I'm trying to feel more well adjusted than I really am, which is, I guess, the human condition.
Microserfs (1995)
When you're young you always feel that life hasn't yet begun...But then suddenly you're old and the scheduled life didn't arrive.
Life After God (1994)
Her friends have become who they've become by default. Their dreams are forgotten, or were never formulated to begin with.
Girlfriend in a Coma (1998)
Meeting Anna-Louise was like finding a stranger's shopping list on the mall floor and realising there are other, more interesting diets than your own. It was the first time I ever felt incomplete.
Shampoo Planet (1992)
What surprises me about humanity is that in the end such a narrow range of plights defines our moral lives.
Hey Nostradamus! (2003)
I realized a capacity for not feeling lonely carried a very real price, which was the threat of feeling nothing at all.
Life After God (1994)
Starved for affection, terrified of abandonment, I began to wonder if sex was really just an excuse to look deeply into another human being's eyes.
Generation X (1991)
As he ages and sees more of the world, he’s realizing that bad news is a part of life, and that when you have to give it, just say it and get it over with.
JPod (2006)