Skip to content

Doug Stanhope Quotes

born 1967 United States

Doug Stanhope (born 25 March 1967) is an American stand-up comedian.

United States
Actors
Anarchists
Columnists
Comedians

Random Doug Stanhope quote

22 quotes

Mutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month when they tried to cut it apart? That was hilarious!

Deadbeat Hero (2004)

With all the horrible, horrible shit that your priest is pumping into your kid's head, his dick should be the least of your worries, honestly. That's just a little mouthwash and a few years of therapy'll get rid of that. That Jesus shit will torture you for a lifetime.

Deadbeat Hero (2004)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Doug Stanhope (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.