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Quotes from Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal — Dara Ó Briain

born 1972 Ireland

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People keep saying "science doesn't know everything!" Well, science "knows" it doesn't know everything; otherwise it would stop.

Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)

Stop taking it literally—it's only the Bible, it's not gospel.

Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)

If we were truly created by God, then why do we still occasionally bite the insides of our own mouths?

Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)

I'm not a religious man, right, I don't even believe in God. But still Catholic, obviously.

Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)

There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff here under "That's grand"; then it moves into "Ah, now, don't push it"; and finally to "Right! You're taking the piss." And that's where the police sweep in.

Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Dara Ó Briain (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.