8 quotes
People keep saying "science doesn't know everything!" Well, science "knows" it doesn't know everything; otherwise it would stop.
Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)
Stop taking it literally—it's only the Bible, it's not gospel.
Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)
If we were truly created by God, then why do we still occasionally bite the insides of our own mouths?
Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)
"The great thing about homeopathy is that you can't overdose on it." Well, you could fucking drown!
Dara Ó Briain Talks Funny: Live in London (2008)
Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you.
Dara Ó Briain Talks Funny: Live in London (2008)
I'm not a religious man, right, I don't even believe in God. But still Catholic, obviously.
Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)
"Oh, but they're [the Chinese] so wise. They have one word for 'crisis' and 'opportunity'." Yes, but they also have one word for 'China' and 'Tibet' and it's 'China', so fuck them.
Dara Ó Briain Talks Funny: Live in London (2008)
There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff here under "That's grand"; then it moves into "Ah, now, don't push it"; and finally to "Right! You're taking the piss." And that's where the police sweep in.
Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)