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Quotes from Completely Serious — Daniel Tosh

born 1975 Germany

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God doesn't hate gays. He's just upset that they found a loophole in the system.

Completely Serious (2007)

You know who LOVES to get fisted? Sock puppets. That joke is adorable!

Completely Serious (2007)

Before I get started tonight, sorry in advance if I offend anyone. It's not my job to know what your personal line of decency is. I cross my own from time to time. It's how I know I still have one.

Completely Serious (2007)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Daniel Tosh (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.