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Quotes from The Grim Grotto — Daniel Handler

born 1970 United States

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My stepfather said that the amount of treachery in this world is enormous and that the best we could do was one small noble thing.

The Grim Grotto (2004)

Violet said..."We've never known anyone who could remain so cheerful, no matter what terrible things occurred.

The Grim Grotto (2004)

Carmelita Spats, who oughtta be told "Gorgeous" does not start with an M.

The Grim Grotto (2004)

Why, you're all grown up! The last time I saw you I was trying to throw thumbtacks into your cradle!

The Grim Grotto (2004)

People aren't either wicked or noble," the hook-handed man said. They're like chef's salad, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.

The Grim Grotto (2004)

There is evil out there you cannot even imagine. -Captain Widdershins

The Grim Grotto (2004)

I can't stand the lyrics.

The Grim Grotto (2004)

As the hook-handed man circled the brig, it was as if the Baudelaires were picking through a chef's salad consisting mostly of dreadful- and perhaps even poisonous- ingredients, trying desperately to find the one noble crouton that might save their sister...

The Grim Grotto (2004)

Captain Widdershins: He who hesitates is lost!

The Grim Grotto (2004)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Daniel Handler (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.