73 quotes
Love was in the air so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner.
Adverbs (2006)
For Beatrice--When we met, my life began. Soon afterward, yours ended
The Ersatz Elevator (2001)
"Instead of change, please give me gun so i can shoot you." She is soft-spoken but short and full of rage lately, like her whole life.
Adverbs (2006)
I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.
The Beatrice Letters (2006)
There are few sights sadder than a ruined book. -Lemony Snicket
The Wide Window (2000)
Get out of my way, you cakesniffers! -Carmelita Spats
The Austere Academy (2000)
I will love you no matter how many mistakes I make when trying to reduce fractions, and no matter how difficult it is to memorize the periodic table.
The Beatrice Letters (2006)
The world gets grimy and the love object is in stark relief from its surroundings. This is love, a pretty thing on an ugly street and why wouldn't you pick it up if it appeared in a taxi cab.
Adverbs (2006)
Money money money money money money money money money. Let no one say it has no place in a love story. It has a particular place. It is something on the right shelf.
Adverbs (2006)
I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture.
The Beatrice Letters (2006)
I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms.
The Beatrice Letters (2006)
She said, "We're detectives" in the tone of voice that someone might say, "Making you happy isn't making me happy"
Adverbs (2006)
Violet: You are being unbearable, with a U!
The Wide Window (2000)
What can be hidden in a book?
Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography (2002)
I can't stand the lyrics.
The Grim Grotto (2004)
"Yeah, I have a question," said the guy with the wicked eyes... "My question is, I quit. I'm going to quit."
Adverbs (2006)
Violet: "Fire! Attention everyone! There's a fire in the hotel! Please leave at once!"
The Penultimate Peril (2005)
As the hook-handed man circled the brig, it was as if the Baudelaires were picking through a chef's salad consisting mostly of dreadful- and perhaps even poisonous- ingredients, trying desperately to find the one noble crouton that might save their sister...
The Grim Grotto (2004)
Adam hates Tomas and tried to get Eddie to join him in hate. It hasn't worked, although Eddie will admit certain shortcomings, and the two men have not met until now, in the forest, when Adam has decided that Tomas in Eddie's stories and the Tomas in this story are the same man.
Adverbs (2006)
For Beatrice--When we were together I felt breathless. Now, you are.-Lemony Snicket
The Vile Village (2001)