Change is the law of God's mind and resistance to it is the source of all pain.
Quotes from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson — Craig Ferguson
born 1962 Scotland
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Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
I dont know how to add things to my own wikipedia page.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism!
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I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
"He's quiet as well, especially if you stalk him."
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"Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love."
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
Oh, this isn't a talk show; it's more just filling time, really, 'til the infomercials start.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
By the way, there's a place on Hollywood Boulevard where you can get a _____ for twenty bucks.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
It's okay, I'm European [referring to a preceding sexually ambiguous comment].
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
In a Scottish opera, it ain't over 'till the fat lady bitch-slaps you.
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You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
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Another innocent victim of my pointless rage.
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I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.
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It's a great day for America, everybody.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
Sounds like a party at Elton John's house.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Craig Ferguson (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.