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Quotes from Damned — Chuck Palahniuk

born 1962 United States

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If the living are haunted by the dead. Then the dead are haunted by their own mistakes."

Damned (2011)

What makes earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven.

Damned (2011)

In Hell you'd be foolish to count on people displaying high standards of honesty. The same goes for earth.

Damned (2011)

It simply makes sense that I should miss my parents more than they miss me, especially when you consider that they only loved me for thirteen years while I loved them my entire life.

Damned (2011)

If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a cinch. Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

Damned (2011)

The first time we meet another person an insidious little voice in our head says, 'I might wear eyeglasses or be chunky around the hips or a girl, but at least I'm not Gay or Black or a Jew.' Meaning: I may be me - but at least I have the good sense not to be YOU.

Damned (2011)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Chuck Palahniuk (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.