17 quotes
The Science you don't know looks like magic.
Fluke, or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings (2003)
Moses should have said "Let my people go. Please."
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
And once I shagged Regan on a platter of pork in front of Muslims.
Fool (2009)
Fancy a spot of stony bonking before vespers?
Fool (2009)
And so that is the story of how St. Rufus of Pipewrench was licked to death by marmots.
Fool (2009)
Oh to be young and in love (with 8 Chinese concubines).
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
When the oil of the lamp is used up the wanker shall light his own way to salvation.
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
Your mother eats fungus from the feet of lepers.
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. Trust me, I was there. I know.
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
I fink I gots deaf on me willie.
Fool (2009)
She's a bloody vision of loveliness.
Fool (2009)
Great heroes have Great horniness.
Coyote Blue (1994)
Sin is moist make a mental note.
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
Tension among a bunch of neurotics is just more interesting for a story than is a description of dedicated professionals doing their work and getting along, which is the case in reality. When in doubt, assume I made it up.
Fluke, or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings (2003)
Said I, in perfect fucking French.
Fool (2009)
You should feel what it is like to pleasure a falcon. You lock talons with her in the sky and do it while you both are falling like meteors. You would like it; they never complain if you come too fast.
Coyote Blue (1994)