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Quotes from Never Scared — Chris Rock

born 1965 United States

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11 quotes

You mean to tell me that Jamaicans invented sugar, reggae and the best drug on Earth and the white man makes all the money!?

Never Scared (2005)

You can be married and bored, or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

Never Scared (2004)

If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! "This is a rap killing. Let's go home!"

Never Scared (2004)

You mean to tell me that Hawaiians came up with pineapples, resorts, hula hoops, Magnum P.I. and the best damn punch in the world and they don't get no money from it!?

Never Scared (2005)

Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.

Never Scared (2004)

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!

Never Scared (2004)

"What's in the tea?" "Water, bitch!"

Never Scared (2004)

I mean, they don't grade fathers. But if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up.

Never Scared (2004)

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club and the sun is out, you got some problems!

Never Scared (2004)

Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check … is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!"

Never Scared (2004)

I don't give a fuck! So, what!? Motherfuck the tiger! I'd be shot in the tooth, motherfucker! I don't give a fuck about your bee-otches!

Never Scared (2005)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Chris Rock (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.