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Chetan Bhagat Quotes

born 1974 India

Chetan Prakash Bhagat (born 22 April 1974) is an Indian author, columnist, and speaker. Bhagat is the author of bestselling novels, Five Point Someone (2004), One Night @ the Call Center (2005), The 3 Mistakes of My Life (2008), 2 States (2009), Revolution 2020 (2011), and What Young India Wants (2012).

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Also known as: Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT, One Night @ the Call Center

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Girls are strategic. They will talk about love and romance and all that crap but when it comes to doing the deal they will choose the fattest chicken.

One Night @ the Call Center (2005)

Crap happens in life. It could happen tonight.

One Night @ the Call Center (2005)

Esha's modelling is also beyond me as no one is ever going to pay me for my looks.

One Night @ the Call Center (2005)

Figuring out women is harder than topping a ManPro Quiz.

Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004)

As I said sir, no one is perfect. Apart from Google of course.

One Night @ the Call Center (2005)

Today, whichever CM will be able to source and vaccinate their entire state will become a national star. Great political opportunity that will save lives too!

In the first three months, half of my salary went for a pigeonhole in the Siberian end of town.

Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004)

Alok tried to ask the professor for a re-quiz, who stared back as if he had been asked for both his kidneys.

Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004)

But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.

Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004)

Ryan and I took everything; though everything tasted the same, we could at least have some variety of colors on our plate.

Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004)

That was reality and as is often the case, reality sucks.

One Night @ the Call Center (2005)

life is tough when you are always talking to people smarter than you.

Successful people don’t have friends.

Revolution 2020 (2011)

Love makes us do stupid things.

Revolution 2020 (2011)

I have a fascination with getting my entire country vaccinated. For that we need all the vaccines we can get and we will need them all. Nothing to do with nation of origin.

All of us needed time to rest. And we had time - four months of it - to take all the rest in the world.

Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004)

Top-3 national priorities right now, where the entire country should be focused:
Vaccine.
Vaccine.
Vaccine.

We were talking a lot, but we weren't communicating at all.

One Night @ the Call Center (2005)

One thing guys know is when to shut up.

One Night @ the Call Center (2005)

Kind? This is DisCo, not Mother Teresa's home.

Five Point Someone - What not to do at IIT! (2004)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Chetan Bhagat (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.