Women is strange. You take my tip; I’m wise.I know enough to know I'll never knowThe ’uman female mind ...
Now, a woman, she’s a woman. I ’ave fixed that for a cert.They’re jist as like as rows uv peas from ’at to ’em uv skirt.An’ then, they’re all so different, yeh find, before yeh’ve done,The more yeh know uv all uv ’em the less yeh know uv one.