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Quotes from New Rule: Float Like Obama, Sting Like Ali — Bill Maher

born 1956 United States

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Muhammad Ali also had a way with words, but it helped enormously that he could also punch guys in the face.

New Rule: Float Like Obama, Sting Like Ali (2009)

The Democrats just never learn: Americans don't really care which side of an issue you're on as long as you don't act like pussies. When Van Jones called the Republicans assholes, he was paying them a compliment.

New Rule: Float Like Obama, Sting Like Ali (2009)

Van Jones got fired because he became the Scary Negro of the Week on Fox News, where, let's be honest, they still feel threatened by Harry Belafonte.

New Rule: Float Like Obama, Sting Like Ali (2009)

What got Van Jones fired was they caught him on tape saying that Republicans are assholes. And they call it "news." And Obama didn't say a word in defense of Jones and basically fired him when Glenn Beck told him to.

New Rule: Float Like Obama, Sting Like Ali (2009)

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