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Quotes from Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra — Bill Bailey

born 1965 England

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It's always been my long-held belief that eventually insects will take over the world.

Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra (2008)

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra (2008)

I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it hurts, but you've got to admire the workmanship.

Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra (2008)

Not a very well-known fact, but on planes they always carry a trombone just in case there's a disaster and they need to keep morale up. All cabin crew - fully proficient in the trombone. And of course there's a double facility: if you ditch at sea, it can be used as a snorkel.

Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra (2008)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Bill Bailey (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.