Arnold Glasow Quotes
1905–1997
Arnold H. Glasow (1905-1997) was a comedian.
Also known as: Arnold H. Glasow
34 quotes
Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope.
A good father lives so he is a credit to his children.
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
Fear is the lengthened shadow of ignorance.
Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied.
It is harder to conceal ignorance than to acquire knowledge.
Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to.
Make your life a mission, not an intermission.
Many people who have the gift of gab don't know how to wrap it up.
No need to fear the ill wind when your haystacks are tied down.
Nothing lasts forever, not even your troubles.
Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach.
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
The best thing you can spend on your kids is time.
A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.
It's only by the hard blows of adverse fortune that character is tooled.
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Arnold Glasow (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.