Wedding Quotes
Wikiquote has no wedding page of its own to draw on, so this one is a blend of the marriage, love and romance pages. Only one quote in the data is filed under weddings directly: Ambrose Bierce’s entry in The Devil’s Dictionary (1911), a definition of the ceremony as a joke about who ends up as nothing. It is funny and it is not for a toast.
For a reading or a speech, the love and romance material is the better bet. Shakespeare and Byron are both here. Look at the source line under each quote before you print it on anything.
I never hit my ex-wife. But many times I wanted to shoot her.
I respect and love the subs when I’m working. I care for them a lot.
I don't eat meat, fish or dairy, but I love fake bacon. It's the best of both worlds.
Love my bank's credit card declining donations to Lebanese charities. Super cool.
So, happy 2023 to everyone; may it be filled with love, peace and blessings.