Which is the best government? That which teaches us to govern ourselves.
Government Quotes
Jefferson leads this page, followed by Milton Friedman, Robert LeFevre and Lincoln. Most of it is political philosophy, with a few jokes mixed in: P. J. O’Rourke in Parliament of Whores (1991) says giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys, and Will Rogers, in 1935, said a comedian needs no credit when the whole government is working for him.
Two well-known lines are flagged. “Men must be governed by God or they will be ruled by tyrants” is credited to William Penn, but the oldest wording the notes cite is from a 1949 speech by Norman Vincent Peale. The one about a government big enough to give you everything being big enough to take it away is credited to Barry Goldwater, and the notes point to older versions of it.
[M]en who prefer any load of infamy, however great, to any pressure of taxation, however light.
Government doesn’t louse up everything, but it sure louses up a lot of what it promises to deliver.
For forms of government let fools contest;
Whate'er is best administer'd is best.
As the saying goes, a government that robs Peter to pay Paul can count on getting Paul’s vote.
When constabulary duty's to be done
A policeman's lot is not a happy one.